hamsmanch

what. have. you. done.

*when you fail at life* "hamsmanch!"

by hansmache June 18, 2016

hamsterfacing

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

by Banno69 November 14, 2017

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster

Auto correct for 'gangster' using the swype key entry method.

Person 1: Bruh did you see that drift on turn 3?
Person 2: bruh that was so damn hamster

by Chiefberky May 10, 2018

Hamslammer

Man or woman who pursues very obese (+ 100#) people for sex, often on social media

He's a hamslammer from way on back, the fatter the better.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.

You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!

by The anal dominator July 29, 2018

Hamsome

hen a guy is beefy, yet still a handsome guy

"Damn, that big guy over there is hamsome!"

by srenchh12 October 16, 2018