the flood

A fourum that declared its independance from b.net and is now the arch enemy of 4chen and /b/. The general stupidity of the halo frums does not effect the flood, hence it caters to a smarter group of people who do not use random internet memes to talk on their threds.

"dude the flood is such a godly forum"

"the flood will destroy /b/ in the course of next year"

by echinodermata March 3, 2009

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

floob

1. noun:
A person who acts silly or does silly things.

(also adjective - floobish)

2. verb:
"Floob around": To muck around.

1. He's wearing his underpants over his pants - what a floob!

2. Stop floobing around and help unpack these bags!

by Jubbers January 21, 2007

Floob

When you and your friend hold down a little boy and release an unexcpected fart in his face.

Dude, lets go floob on Chandler.

Hold him down, I'm about to floob on him.

It was so fun floobing on him.

by Word Masta Tella Sir March 14, 2010

floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009