Floob

When you and your friend hold down a little boy and release an unexcpected fart in his face.

Dude, lets go floob on Chandler.

Hold him down, I'm about to floob on him.

It was so fun floobing on him.

by Word Masta Tella Sir March 14, 2010

Floob

When two people are walking toward each other in a hallway, stairwell, etc., and the two both attempt to pass one another one the same side. Most often results in an awkward repetitious series of movements where both persons attempt to rectify the situation by quickly choosing the opposite side, only to find that the other person is mirroring their movement. Can sometimes lead to a collision but more commonly a less than enthusiastic utterance of some polite phrase such as "excuse me" or "sorry."

"I just floobed some chick in the alley; it was weird."

by lameroomie December 12, 2008

Floob

Boobs that consist mainly of flab. Boobs made of fat. Fat BOOBS.

Look at the floobs on that woman.
Crikey, that woman sure has some huge floobs.

by sweta April 03, 2008

Floob

A floob is honestly just the evolution of noob. When people don't understand how to use the word "noob" and just use it for someone that killed them, you can actually use floob without any comment in return like "lol do you know wut noob means XD" from some 10 year old on roblox.

Child 1: You FLOOB
Child 2: Do you know what... wait whats a floob
Child 1: Hueh.

by pollo122 December 11, 2018

Floob

The small thing that comes out of a hoodie used to tighten or loosen the hood. Can also be spelt flube, though floob is the preferable spelling.

Josh: Don't pull my floob!
Me: Why?
Josh: You'll break my hood!

by IT'S OVER TONETHOUSAND! November 30, 2010

Floob

Floob is just better, its a skill issue.
Flo with the ob

OMG, is that Floob

by ඞ SuS May 30, 2022

Floob

See Floobitty. A short, fat, floozy bitch with ugly titties.
To fuck a Floobitty is to have a floob.

I didn't know until I had her in the basement what a floob Amand was, said Darren.

by TwiceParadise October 21, 2019