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Capitalism is the defanation of America.
by Tayfletch March 25, 2013
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Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016
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a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015
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The definition you're reading right now, yes, this one, has the highest amount of thumbs down on urbandictionary.com. Therefore, it is the lowest rated definition on urban dictionary.
See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.

Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.

Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*
by Norman'sbigweenie October 27, 2011
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.
The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.
by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016
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definition

the definition for a definition is this definition that I am defining currently that is the definition of definition. this is also a definition but this definition is the definition of definition to find the definition of defining definition which is the definition of this definition of definition.
this is an example of a definition and the above definition of definition is also an example of definition which is also a definition I am explaining in my example of defining definition
by N I G A H I G A April 23, 2018
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