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crimson king

This happens when a bitch is on her rag and tries to tell you what's up. You then take her, hold her down, and ram 4 fingers into her pussy. Her kicking and screaming will only benefit you in the end. After pounding her severely, rip out your hand and smack her face immediately. The bitch'll have a crimson outline of your hand square on her cheek.
I was done with all that whore's PMS bullshit, so I did the only honorable thing and gave that bitch a crimson king.

Damn, that bitch looks like Wilson from Castaway! Tom Hanks gave her a fuckin good crimson king.
by slothboyck October 16, 2006
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crimson shocker

(N.)
"The Shocker," also referred to as "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink," is formed by holding up the index, middle, and pinky fingers, and holding down the ring finger with the thumb.

The "Crimson Shocker" is what you call "The Shocker" when it is used during "that time of the month."
She wasn't in the mood for the mattress mambo because of her "seasonal disease," so I just gave her the crimson shocker...2 in the red, one in the stink.
by TeHpWnzoOrz August 4, 2006
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Cris

A sociopathic narcissist, often with anger issues. A Cris feeds off the pain of others.

Alternatively it can mean a big crap that causes a great deal of relief when gotten rid of.
Stay away man! That woman is definitely a Cris!
I'll be back in 5 minutes, I need to take a Cris.
by KBerr June 12, 2017
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french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny
Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger
by T-Money April 1, 2005
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Crimson Tide

A drank created by mixing Vodka, Mountain Dew Code Red, and liquid Tide detergent. Some fucked up shit.
Yo nigga pass me some a dat crimson tide
by NickNickNick34 January 21, 2009
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Crimson Grenade

The act of taking a bloody tampon and throwing it at another individual.
Cedric got hit with Crimson Grenade yesterday at the GWAR concert.
by rhaegaltargaryen July 28, 2015
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crimson grenade

The act of removing a tampon and throwing it at someone.
r: "When i was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room. "

f: "Ah, the old Crimson Grenade trick."
by Brandon Dowell July 29, 2015
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