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Console.WriteLine

if you use console then you definitely eat raw potatoes of breakfast, how much of an inbred can you be to use this shitty application, you are probably a Neeklen living in a nigloo.
Neeklen: I am going to use Console.WriteLine to program a dating site!!!!
Visual Studio: Syntax error you fucktard.
by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022
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hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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word constipation

When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.
Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."

Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"
by bj and kk December 9, 2007
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voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.
Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
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Console fanboy

A) Someone who likes a certain console and hates fans of other consoles

B) A console player who dislike the PC for some reason and likes to exaggerate both the price of a PC, and the technology of their consoles
Example a)
PS3 fanboy:"Xbox sucks because <insert reason here>"

Xbox fanboy:"PS3 sucks because <insert yet another reason here>

Example b)
Console troll:"PC SUX BCUZ <insert most unbelievable reason here>"

PC gamer: "You ought to switch to PC, the consoles are outdated and with, BF3 coming out, you'll miss the full game DICE has to offer"

Slightly Sane, yet ignorant console fanboy:"Nah, I'd lay on a couch and play a game with my super console with better graphics than on a $10,000 PC that gets viruses."

PC gamer "$10,000? We're talking about a PC here! Not a car! And better graphics? Fail!"
by Archer 250 November 15, 2011
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The Last Great Console

SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System for the noobs), the high king over all gaming systems, made legendary by such games as Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, the mario titles it carried over including the one with yoshi and the all star pack, FFX, the Donkey Kong games, and the badass Megaman series, especially Megaman X 3. Only the Sega Genesis could ever rival it, and that only due to the Sonic Series. As Nintendo proceeds to develop their halfass game cube platform, the SNES remains the greatest of all consoles ever made.
The Last Great Console owns the hell out of the atari, the nintendo, the N64, the Game Cube, the Playstation, the PS2, the Sega Genesis, the Dreamcast, and especially the Xbox.
by Ign30us |2oX June 18, 2005
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Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010
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