1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
by The Educator. September 27, 2013
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Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!
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to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.
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Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
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