"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.
The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.
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Bro, that chick was being a total va jay jay last night, so when she came out of the bathroom i totally owned her with a cluster buster. epic.
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Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
Get the Cluster Fuck mug.An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.
"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."
This is such a cluster fuck."
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"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"
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Yesterday I was doing my homework, when he started to cluster me, I have a boyfriend, so I didn't reply.
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