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cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.
'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'
by The Definition King August 19, 2007
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Cock-blocker

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.
Jeremy is king cock-blocker.
by Wages March 4, 2008
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Cock Blocker

a person who stops you from fucking this fine ass bitch. spamfiles.net shouts ya heard me!
matt cock blocks smoky from phrea .
by smoky January 1, 2004
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Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!
by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010
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cock blocking

Cockblocking is the action of denieing one of using there cock in a sexual fasion. It originates from the hood although it is not clear which one.
Hey Allison you need to stop cock blockin im tryin to hit dat tonight.
by Alli G October 10, 2004
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Cock Blocking

When one person says anything that with make a woman dislike him or not want him......
you " yo bitch you lutty ass hoe suck my nutts" friend " no come over here so i can look at you camel toe" dude your cock blocking no more weed for you and you bitch get that camel toe pussy out of here.
by kksdjaj aas f a September 1, 2006
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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