Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008
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This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.
The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011
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by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 21, 2013
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Get the Yoster Toaster mug.Person who likes one or more of the following - Hitler, dead babies, monkey rape, fat peoples gaping cunts and moving to England from America.
by Him who will be bant May 31, 2003
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