The |33test & most badasstic, dick-swingin'est ninja ever to work your tired-ass granny over on a courtesy drive-by. w¾rd. The People's Frank Stallone™.
If I had a uterus, Toad would be it's proprietor.
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When a man gets head while the woman is on the floor of the car between the gas and brake pedals. While recieiving his blowjob he stays calm and collective and controls the car. When he achieves this he is now a roadwarrior.
Someone who defends the singer Taylor Swift extremely well. They always win in arguments that involve Taylor Swift criticism in them. Their arguments are clear, valid, straight to the point, and unbiased. They have arguments so good, you'll look stupid disagreeing with them.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"