rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.
I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.
by RyanMcF April 19, 2007
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tit whip

to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts
please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face
by lingaff December 09, 2009
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a witch's tit

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
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Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.
Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!
by Btchen_B January 11, 2011
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Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief
"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011
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Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid February 05, 2007
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tit cam

A hidden camera for watching dem thangs
Sorry I'm gonna go home and watch some tit cam on the internet
by Family Jew April 28, 2017
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