butter shuckser

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"

Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.

by Señor Chang December 1, 2013

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012

Stricly Dan Stuckie

Amazing or great.

Yo this beat is Stricly Dan Stuckie

by 88track May 11, 2020

Slucker

A Sly Fucker

That Taylor kid sure is a Slucker.

by Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 10, 2010

Shuckle-Bucked

To get raped in a fruit field or under an apple tree, usually by a small adorable creature, who doesn't seem like they are capable of such an action. A man or woman can Shuckle-Buck you, but it's not likely.

Did you hear Tommy got Shuckle-Bucked after work on Tuesday? Yea, he cut his hand on a Pineapple, that shit is all over You Tube.

by Scoot Shabalzo October 28, 2011

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012