Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

Silk Stocking

A dangling anal prolapse extending several inches out from the oring.

After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015

shock site

A website used with the express purpose of shocking the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include felch.me, tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.

Watch out for that link. I clicked on it and it redirects to a shock site, felch.me - eugh!!

by thedelph December 23, 2012

party shock

When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".

Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.

by TLC1234 September 25, 2005

nipple shock torture

1.when a negative and positive charge are applied to both nipples and shocked around 20 to 30 volts.

2. an intense electric therapy in which the nipples undergo an hardcore process that can be only be enjoyed by the kinkiest of nymphos.

"After we have sex, will you give me some REALLY good nipple shock torture"

"Beth, I got you that nipple shock torture kit for Christmas! And you thought that tit fucking was good! Wait till you feel this!!!"

by Fo SHizzle Leet Skeet December 2, 2005

shockabra

A 21st Century adaptation of the hackneyed surfer positivities of the 20th century like "cowabunga" and "right on"

A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.

Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."

Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.

Surfer Dude: "The storm swell is raging, man!"
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")

Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")

Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")

by Ekateg8r February 22, 2010

Stockton

The largest inland port in California, well known for holding the record for the highest violent crime rate per capita, two years running. Home to the University of the Pacific, the Ports (baseball team), and more police cars than an OJ Simpson car chase.

college student 1: Hey did you hear hear about that triple homicide down by the port?

college student 2: Yeah man! Wicked. Stockton definitely blows ass fasho.

by onesemesterleft May 5, 2007