ted steven

Alaskan Senator quoted as saying that the Internet "is not a big truck," but rather a "series of tubes."

According to Ted Steven, sometimes, the tubes are full and email goes slower.

by mliecah August 28, 2006

Jerramy Stevens

Jerramy Stevens is a NFL tight end for the Seattle Seahawks. He will probably be killed by Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Joey Porter in SuperBowl XL where the Seawawks will play the Stealers. Stevens’s fate was sealed by his comments that Stealer RB Jerome Bettis wouldn't be getting a SuperBowl trophy in what could be his final season. This prompted Porter to say "A guy running in and out on special teams should'nt be sayin' things like that", also he called him "soft."

-When that bench player mouthed off to the star LB he pulled a Jerramy Stevens.

-Why the bodybuilder kill that guy. Because he pulled a Jerramy Stevens.

by Stealers 2006 February 4, 2006

Steven

Is a guy that is very outdoorsy, loves to fish, loves to hunt. A fun, loving guy who knows how to have a good time. Blond or light brown curly hair and beautiful blue eyes. County boy from head to toe. Likes to smoke. Wears flannels and boots.

-Did you see that cute guy?
-Yeah, that Steven. Isn't he the best

by Lammal May 4, 2013

Steven

The hottest fucking dude with a big dick and a really nice ass!

"babe are you ready?"
"yes."
"okay. it's going in:
"AHHHH! ITS TOO BIG GET IT OUT OF ME STEVEN!!!!"

by Achh! March 28, 2016

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004

Stevenson University

Stevenson University is located in Central Maryland in the Greenspring Valley area. The University has two campuses, one in Stevenson and one in Owings Mills. Stevenson is a private, independent, coeducational, liberal arts college with approximately 3,000 undergraduate and graduate students. When describing it, it is best to mention it used to be called Villa Julie College, in order to avoid confusion.

"I've decided enroll at Stevenson University."
"Where's that? I've never heard of it before"
"It was formerly Villa Julie College"
"Oh, I know where that is."

by V. Ege May 19, 2009

Steven Universe

The show that forces nerds to cry for days while everyone's be judges. People like me often quote it which makes fans look even worse. Great show that sends great messages.

Many say the fan base is straight up horrible but that's because the bad part of the fan base is the only part on the internet, believe in Steven.

Steven Universe is MY LIFE!!!!!

by Toatally not a cow June 4, 2017