my dinner with satan

well, you see, it's like "my dinner with andre," only...with satan.

no example necessary is necessary for "my dinner with satan."

by theholygod July 4, 2004

Satanism

Satanism is a religon that involves spritual practices. Not animal sacrifices or maniacs bent on killing people for "Satan" no it is a... hmmm Spritual and all-loving religion. That is abused and misused in everyday life. It is a Pagan religion meaning noramlly polytheistic and to be created and founded first for people. Yes Satanism is polytheistic it believes in all the Demons and Demonesses there is, but they are good and angels are evil and there is no such thing as god Just Satan and his brother's and sister's and his Wife and all the other Demon's there are. They believe hell is a place you can visit if you find a gate to hell. And they see auras by opening their third-eyes. And they believe in reincarnation-die then born again- They believe in the winter solstice as a religion and many other holidays are placed alot of their artifacts were covered up by Christians trying to hide them and use them such as the Ankh-found in egypt- And some others I don't know the names to. And they also believe in meditation as a way to open your mind and stregthen your body and soul. Beleives in chakras also. And many more things, but those things would take forever to name.

I am a Satanist I go to the website. joyofsatan.com And in there it explains the religous aspects of Satanism Probally better than I do.

by PK-USA November 2, 2011

Joy of Satan

A religion based on the reformation of the Aryan (Indo european/Indo Iranian) ancient religions; it holds the belief in spiritual enlightenment through consistent meditation and that Odin/Poseidon/Enki/Shiva are all the same being (Satan). Based on the idea that all “demons” and Christian beliefs were stolen from pagan religious beliefs; with the transformation of gentile Gods as the demons. You can see name similarities, such as Astaroth to Astarte/Ishtar, Andras to Andrasta, Beelzebub to Ba’al/Enlil, and so on.

In the aryan language of Sanskrit, Satyan translates literally to “truth” and the Chaldean equivalent (which predates Abrahamism) to Enki was called “Satan.”

They tend to be National Socialist, and hate Zionism/Globalism/Judaism, but are open to Semitic followers. Enemy entities are called “Grey terrestrials” or “reptilians” which represent angelic (anti human) entities. As Christians practically believe that anything natural is evil, especially sex.

Joy of Satan is an attempt to recreate the original religion of the Kurgan Indo-European family. They do not promote the use of drugs at all, quite the contrary to what one of the dumbasses said when defining this.

by Fucku niggerlover March 16, 2020

satan

most hated president ever (Hugo Chavez,from Venezuela)...

that satan doesnt STFU!!mofo!SOAB

by GDluverNm July 15, 2006

satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.

Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine

by LaDeena April 23, 2007

Satan Puffs

a cereal so magically delicious and so evil that with one bite it shall devour your soul.......

Stan: Ohhhh satan puffs
Jack: Gimme some beatch
Jack: mmmmmm
Stan: dude im tellin ya bad idea
Jack: ohhh goooddddd MYYYYY SOULLLLL
Mysterious voice from nowhere: He cant help you nowwww...
(maniacal laughter) muahahahahaha

by Spawn_of_unholiness_and_all_that_is_dammed October 23, 2006

Satan's reindeer

A Chevy Impala used as an undercover unit, especially to catch speeders.

I got popped doin' sixty in a forty-five last night by Satan's reindeer.

by deadbox February 7, 2008