snart

when you do a fart and shit follows out

i had a mean curry last night and im snarting all over the gaff

by Bowler April 3, 2003

snirt

A mixture of snow, dirt, salt, and cinders. Often found along roadsides and on vehicles during winter. In the car wash industry it is also known as money.

He drove to the car wash to get off the snirt.

by laserman43 February 4, 2010

snorted up

snor-ted up
to enhale coke of othter powderd drug thew your nostroles

lets go get snorted up berofe class

by MAJIK b.k.a da po pimp August 25, 2003

Snirt

Snirt is a creature living in an urban areas, typically holding a professional job but exuding extremely lazy tendencies. Snirts are known for their general apathy and lack of lengthy attention spans. They are often found at various social gatherings including house parties, where they don't usually know the host but wandered in after leaving a nearby bar which was closing. Snirts have also been known to ditch their closest friends out of blind desperation for potential dates and can be easily identified by their cowboy boots.

I can't believe Snirt is free on a Thursday mid-morning. He must've called in sick after missing the 10 am shuttle to work.

Snirts invited me to be his wingman to the house party but left me there after meeting a girl who wasn't old enough to get into popscene.

by kv1235 July 7, 2010

snurtle

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

by till June 5, 2003

Snart Snart Smit

The youngest of the imaginary Smit family. Often picked upon for being the youngest, being named Snart Snart, and for seeing movies like The Real Cancun.

See also gash.

He saw The Real Cancun!?! What a gash!

by looch May 11, 2003

slurth

1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})

1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.

by The Old Man (Slurth) March 15, 2005