by eagleflyer42 December 18, 2014

That Donald Trump supporter is a snirt.
by BLKSTORM January 19, 2017

Snirt is a creature living in an urban areas, typically holding a professional job but exuding extremely lazy tendencies. Snirts are known for their general apathy and lack of lengthy attention spans. They are often found at various social gatherings including house parties, where they don't usually know the host but wandered in after leaving a nearby bar which was closing. Snirts have also been known to ditch their closest friends out of blind desperation for potential dates and can be easily identified by their cowboy boots.
I can't believe Snirt is free on a Thursday mid-morning. He must've called in sick after missing the 10 am shuttle to work.
Snirts invited me to be his wingman to the house party but left me there after meeting a girl who wasn't old enough to get into popscene.
Snirts invited me to be his wingman to the house party but left me there after meeting a girl who wasn't old enough to get into popscene.
by kv1235 July 07, 2010

The stuff that piles up in parking lots and along side the road in the midwest during the winter. Not quite snow, not quite dirt.
by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003

by mohmohmohmoh December 03, 2010

News Anchor: After many months of slow thaw in Minnesota, snow plows are STILL working hard to get the snirt off the road. Drivers are warned that hitting snirt can cause severe damage to vehicles.
by hhmn January 26, 2005
