Bowler's definitions
1. Someone lacking in intelligence, decency, logic, common sense, originality, taste, morals, female partners, worthwhile traits, marketable abilities, or anything else that would resemble a normal human being.
2. An abnormally small penis.
3. To assram someone until your penis is black and blue and covered with shit.
2. An abnormally small penis.
3. To assram someone until your penis is black and blue and covered with shit.
by Bowler September 20, 2003

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by Bowler May 10, 2018


Someone who works in a basement record shop, and can't be bothered to help out a friend in need because they have concert tickets. A fuckstripe is a douche indeed.
Hey, do you happen to know any fuckstripes?
Why yes I do! They went to the Autolux show though. Too bad I'm on this crucifix, or I'd show you where to go.
Why yes I do! They went to the Autolux show though. Too bad I'm on this crucifix, or I'd show you where to go.
by bowler February 3, 2005
