slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
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Patty Slap

to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)
*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*

Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"
by Clare El Oso July 13, 2009
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Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.
by Lord Indrid November 12, 2009
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Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.
John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
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skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008
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trout slap

On IRC, the act of using a (in most IRC clients) built-in command to slap another user. Frequently used for comic effect.
<@John> /slap Jim
*John slaps Jim around a bit with a large trout
<+Jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me
by LordKelvin April 26, 2008
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