Showing off

To impress others by showing something to people he/she is proud of

Showing off is when someone comes and says, "OMG, you're talking about just blue lays, you have no idea how difficult it is to procure a packet of Cheetos!"

by Kash92 April 6, 2021

bathroom shoving

The act of making a person feel unwelcome in a multi-stall public bathroom because of his/her gender identity and/or expression by action ranging from hostile comments and questions, actual physical shoving, or unwarranted complaints to the authorities when the person has no interfered with anyone's safety, and has a good reason to use the bathroom he/she has chosen and/or avoid the one with the opposite sex designation.

This just in: Pacific Park, an amusement park in Santa Monica, CA, is being investigated for bathroom shoving. Authorities say employees forcibly and unlawfully removed a female-looking guest from the women's room, who entered merely to relieve her bladder, did not interact with the other guests, and did not disrobe in their view of give any other indications of her unusual gender history. When question, the victim insisted that if she used the men's room, she'd make the men and the boys even more uncomfortable, not to mention running the risk of being assaulted.

by LA_girl March 14, 2009

owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.

That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.

by taschenmuschi May 25, 2011

trouble shooting

An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.

Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."

by Dmorg November 16, 2003

Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 April 10, 2011

Nick-Shiting

A dichotomy of social status. On the one hand, it defines a (usually gay) man who is of good descent and breeding, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet through nobody’s fault but his own, he now resides in the slums (usually in the South of London) dawning burberry sneakers and drinking his favourite tipple, Fiddler’s Finger.

Quintessentially, Nick-Shiting is a paradox of society.‘A Posh Chav’

by Mrs Whiting September 1, 2006

shoeingsheep

something a person might say if they are not country, but are trying to appear to be country, even though they have never even seen a fucking farm in their life

question: "hey bro, we are going to the farm this weekend to do some work"

response: "hell yeah, we'll be shoeingsheep, and sheering some horses!"

by ilovebudlight October 7, 2008