Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

Mormon Shaped

Damn near Slenderman

“Damn, that mf Mormon Shaped.”

by PattersonLite March 30, 2025

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023