sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017

Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.

"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"

by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017

lasse-selfie

a selfie where you only show yor shoulder, nech and jawline. usually used to get girls soaking wet.

-"hey man, i just used the lasse-selfie to get nudes from this girl"
-"sweet bro"

by Sledgetime February 24, 2017

sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016