seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

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basement salsa

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

by N17R0 October 7, 2004

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Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.

Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!

by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011

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When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”

Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

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Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

by BenS1986 July 22, 2010

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