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cristiano ronaldo

cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!

he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!

so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Douche

Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Dude why are you crying on the ground no one even touched you, stop copying Cristiano Ronaldo.
by ,./ December 17, 2008
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Cristiano Ronaldo

to do a ronaldo is to persuade the referee to send off one of ur teammates to futher the causes of your own team.

Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.

Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"

"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
by chris mitchellhead July 3, 2006
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Rinalds

Rinalds is the type of guy to enter a bathroom clean and come out covered in dookie. Charismatic. Probably has a collection of feet pictures somewhere in a locker. Has a piss kink. He’s an amazing friend and will always lighten up your mood. Would dick you down if he wouldn’t get a panic attack.
A: What do you mean you said no?!???
B: Yeah, I guess you could say I pulled a Rinalds…
by danggri July 20, 2021
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hot renaldi

when u sweaty but u horny and u wanna get down... and ur girl blows you anyway.
"Gave her a hot renaldi after benching 225 and walking my dog"
by mrs.clean November 29, 2017
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Rinaldi

baddass kid, if you dont like him so much why dont you tell him?
by Rinaldi January 4, 2005
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ronaldo

Ronaldo is supposed to be wayne rooneys team mate for manchester united but aggravated the referee into sending him off in the world cup 2006 quarter finals.
by mc liam July 4, 2006
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