Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Promare

A 2019 anime film by Trigger. Has great animation and music, but only considered notable for a 5 second long gay kiss.

Promare is good, but they can't top Gurren Lagann.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

Party Promise

A hook up at a party that is predetermined and everyone at the party knows it will happen

WOW, he really got with her, shes fuckin slammin

Yeah man, whatever, it was a drunk party promise

by A.West April 23, 2005

Promise

A word one says to another, usually used when two people are referring to something homosexual. Most of the time "Promise" is used in a joking matter, unless your friend is a faggot.

Mike: Joe, Can I lick your asshole?
Joe: Promise?
Mike. Chia scott.

by Jailbait November 13, 2007

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018

procasturbation

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

by huffalo September 19, 2006