Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
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To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.
...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.
...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.
...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.
...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!
...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.
...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.
...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!
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Something that is so pro thats its rated like an orgasm.
but has the salad fingers flava to it cause "orgasmic" was such a good word
Something that is so pro thats its rated like an orgasm.
but has the salad fingers flava to it cause "orgasmic" was such a good word
example 1
bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"
butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"
example 2
nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"
afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"
bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"
butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"
example 2
nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"
afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"
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Get the progject mug.This word is used when a male friend does something that is very gay. Then he is put on "probation," or rather "progaytion"
"Dude, did you know that Steve accidently fell asleep drunk in Tom's bed with Tom? He is totally on progaytion."
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The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?
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