Pulling a Stan

The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem

Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML

John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan

by Smartacle Noob May 27, 2010

pulling a packie

continually underachieving at work- leaving work early-having numerous computer problems-taking long lunches and breaks-just a all around slacker

Man that guy is pulling a packie here at work today.

hey dont pull a packie

by jbunny1245 March 16, 2014

Pulling an Octavio

When you're really poor and keep complaining about it.

Person 1: ''Bro, I found this really good game, but I ain't got money for it. Can you please lend me some?''
Person 2: ''Can you, like, get a job? You're pulling an Octavio third time this week and it's only Tuesday!''

by JohnMcReady November 15, 2018

pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.

Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!

by Valchy November 27, 2020

Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation

I'm going to self-pollinate

by Vinxjo September 19, 2009

Pulling a Chesney

(PULL-ING A FUCKING CHESNEY) The act of pleasuring one's self while speaking throught the headset on any particular gaming device. (ex. XBOX Live, Play Station Network.), usually without informing the person on the other end, and telling them AFTER they ejaculate.

"Dude, I was playing Halo and was pulling a Chesney on Vincent Lucera today. It was sweet."

by RAPEZILLA November 27, 2009

Pulling a Hadez

Pulling a Hadez is the general act of being a complete dick for no reason other than self benefit

He's totally pulling a Hadez! He got Foxx demoted so he could take his rank!

by MemeGod69 November 21, 2016