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academic phoenix 

An academic phoenix is a person who will crash and burn their grades for the current semester, with the hope of doing better in the next. "Pulling an academic phoenix" is risky, and is widely regarded as "a bad fucking move" as it can easily destroy your chances of getting scholarships if done wrong.

To be an academic phoenix, you have to be able to pull your grades back from the depths of hell. Otherwise, you'd just be a failure.
"Alright, I won't be able to finish my project in time. Guess I'll just be an academic phoenix."
"Dude, just stop being lazy and do your damn project."
academic phoenix by duckduckhellno October 27, 2020
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu 

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"

White Phoenix 

A fake Display Team who are run by a fortnite guy
The white phoenix display team is a rip off

No Phoenix

A bay area variation of no cap.

Its origins are disputed but theorized to have come from the Alt community.
"You're full of shit."
"Bro, I swear it happened no phoenix"

JT-Phoenix 

A sexual act involving masturbation to pictures on one's own mother.
I caught him with his mom's yearbook in a JT-Phoenix.
JT-Phoenix by Anger-is-a-gif June 30, 2021

www.phoenix.ca 

a tiktok user who has many great moots lovely
"do you follow www.phoenix.ca"
"no who's that"
www.phoenix.ca by anonymous July 10, 2021

The-Phoenix 

Verb: The-Phoenix is when you combine two birds (both middle finger & thumbs pointing outwards) using both pinkies to create The-Phoenix.

The-Phoenix must only be used for a special occasion &/or towards a person or thing that you hate more than anything else in ALL OF EXISTENCE other wise you will adulterate the meaning of The-Phoenix.
Person 1: You are the worst thing I have ever met or seen.
Person 2: Same to you.
Person 1: No. You have wronged me, my family & anything else you come in contact with (displays The-Phoenix).
Person 2: Wow..... really? I'm that bad?
Person 1: Yes. Yes you are.
The-Phoenix by xXJonaXx August 6, 2021