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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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The mf that could practically be f#%king your mum and doing the laundry at the same time, on different sides of the planet. Also bagged one of the baddest chicks in the village.
Friend 1: just thinking about how badass minato was.
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf
by naruto_dictionary April 6, 2021
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When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
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When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.
Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"
by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021
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When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.
friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 28, 2021
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Easy one of the coolest mfs in the naruto, my man was probably high the entirety of the show and it probably only made him smarter. This man could solve a rubix cube in the midst of clapping everyone at a game of shogi. Also bagged the sand's finest for a wife.
Friend 1: 'man, shikamaru is soo cool'
Friend 2: '100%'
Friend 3: ' I bet he has massive balls'
Friend 1: 'yeah'
Friend 2: 'agreed, wait-'
by naruto_dictionary April 8, 2021
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