officiality

a faggot rapper
pussy snitch bitch

"this nigga is worse than officiality" Man 1

Man B commits proceeds to chop of his testicles, kill his grandmother, and jump off a cliff.

by JAYBOBTIGER January 2, 2011

get off it

1. A command used when an uncomfortable subject comes up and one is unwilling to talk about it.

2. A command used when someone receives bodily contact that is unwanted.

3. A command used when someone means business.

1. "Just get off it man."

2. "C'mon! Get off it!"

3. "Seriously man, get off it."

by duniella December 24, 2010

The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

office humor

pranks taking place at the office. or humor relating to/taking place in the office.

office humor would be decorating a co-worker's cubicle with post-its or aluminum foil.

the film "Office Space" is office-related humor

by ocie February 6, 2006

back office

Dirty talk for the anus/asshole.

I know it's that time of the month, but I can always use the back office.

I want to scrape your back office with a spoon.

by erodut November 15, 2013

office sniper

a toxic sort of coworker who makes snide remarks to you in an effort to make you feel inadequate, usually out of jealousy.

the office sniper told the girl to watch herself with her boss when in reality, the boss really liked how the girl was performing.

by Spin Sycle May 16, 2006