The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.
That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.
by i_TheTerrible October 26, 2016
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by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019
Get the Melvin mug.by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 3, 2019
Get the Melvin mug.When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.
Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted
or
Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
Bettsy: Shatted
or
Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007
Get the Floor-Meeting mug.Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
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