Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Mathew effect

The fact that the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

He got promoted by his pop as the MG of the multi billion £ firm.

He had to break his piggybank to feed his hungry dad & the family.
Mathew effect is defined.

by Pinnochinco May 17, 2014

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018

Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019

Mashed Buttatoes

Cuddling position where both partners are facing opposite directions and cuddle up their backsides... pushing together butt-to-butt.

It was a hot evening so instead of spooning we mashed buttatoes

by 72886 September 19, 2019

Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019