Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.

Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.

by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019

Math and Meth

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.

Math and Meth sound the same.

by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015

math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward

"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework

by .Nishi September 24, 2011

Fucking Math

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

Math Party

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.

Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle

by Conner Lounsbury March 16, 2009

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

by Mathus March 28, 2009