kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

Penis licker

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.

Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!

by Bigbustyradiatorcum March 29, 2023

toe licker

eats toes.toesyum

gucci.toe licker

by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020

wipe licker

someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.

"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"

by salaamhabibti October 27, 2011

Nob licker

An individual who repeatedly licks the head of a penis in order to satisfy his or her lust for nobs.

You're such a nob licker!

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022