Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

help

used to express extreme laughing in gen z text conversations.
may also be referencing the assistance you need to start breathing again after laughing so hard.

(iMessage group chat)
Person 1: guys i ran over a dead squirrel on the highway and its guts flew onto my windshield
Person 2: help
Person 3: im dying
Person 4: im crying
Person 5: deceased
Person 6: im in orbit

by LeastThisSongIsASmash February 11, 2022

HELP

This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.

HELP I have reached home.
HELP I am bored.

by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024

Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

help the meh

the legend of gooning, the goon lord, lord goonerous, the goon god, the god of gooning, master goon, the goonmaster, goonlard the great

you goon so much you’re a help the meh

by master goon minus one October 12, 2025

Trying to help

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.

Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Help!

The fifth studio album of the Beatles released in 1965. Also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name. The album features singles such as Help! and Yesterday.

The Beatles album Help! is one of my favourite albums!

by Joergen1942 June 4, 2022