cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.

Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?

by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020

louisville handshake

a handjob

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.

by nastynikk July 15, 2020

Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020

Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.

I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.

by Jsarge September 26, 2020

Addis Handshake

Similiar to the Nairobi Handshake. But involves full contact.

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.

by AddisF August 19, 2013