Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Cleveland Handshake

A punch in the face.

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.

by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017

vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 9, 2022

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021