Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Black Hander

Black Hander; A Aircraft Technician in the Australian Airforce and probably the hardest working of aircraft trade.

A Aircraft Technican is responsible for the on-going maintenance of aircraft, airframe systems, engines and engine systems. Thus having "Black Hands".

Micks a Black Hander.

Fuck thats blowing alot of smoke! Call the Black Handers

by My Pseudonym Jeff January 16, 2011

no-hander

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander

by I can do a no hander, no footer November 26, 2007

Left handedness

The hardest thing in the world to overcome. Simple tasks like using scissors and holding a coffee mug are extremely difficult to adapt to. Left handed people always smear their writing when using a pen. Lefties hit the binding in notebooks, making it hard to do something as simple as taking notes. Lefties also have this keen sense to recognize other lefties on things such as TV shows, or presentations of some sort. Most lefties cannot knit, crosche, or sow due to lack of other left handed people who can do such things. Though rare and hard to handle, lefties are impressive people.

His left handedness must be hard to cope with

by Myahsaurus Rex June 20, 2018

Hayded

The habit of accidentally mis-spelling words after talking to illiterate morons for too long.

I have started to f---- up typing IMs. Then I say, f----, I just hayded. --brendin

I was talking on gaim and I hayded like five times in one sentence.

by monsterfilmer December 9, 2005

Handerdellossity

(hand-der-dell-la-loss-it-tee) The awesomeness of hands

the handerdellossity is so high, my hands are exploding!

by zwesome4444 October 22, 2010

Handdroid

A smart phone designed solely for masturbation.

My computer died mid-stroke, so I had to finish on my Handdroid.

by AllForLaughs August 16, 2016