A word used used to describe someone extraordinarily difficult or contradictory. The type of person who will always have the opposite opinion of you and insist that they are right, even if they are quite obviously wrong and know that they are wrong, they disagree just to be annoying. Guisoyki is an accepted Scrabble word worth lots of points.
Niki: Is the sky blue?
Alison: Nope, why would you think that? You dummy.
Niki: Is your name Alison?
Alison: NOPE!
Niki: Wow you are totally a guisoyki.
Alison: Ouch, that hurts.
Alison: Nope, why would you think that? You dummy.
Niki: Is your name Alison?
Alison: NOPE!
Niki: Wow you are totally a guisoyki.
Alison: Ouch, that hurts.
by CoolCats37825 January 3, 2012
Get the Guisoyki mug.A guitar owned by someone that cannot play. Often these are obtained in by people who intend to learn, but never muster the motivation to begin/persist.
Steve: Do you know anyone selling an old guitar? I would really like to learn.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.
by Juanaso September 1, 2013
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A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
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