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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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guaran-tittied

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!
"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."
by 5chmatz November 27, 2006
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body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.
I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.
by Poondangle May 26, 2008
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Guaransheed

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.
"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"
by KG2001 August 4, 2008
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Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011
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Gardaí

Thugs and idiots in uniforms
Na Gardaí Síochána (Guardians of Peace in Irish), Irish police force. Country boys who didn't get enough points in the Leaving Certificate Examinations for a decent job, or who actually wanted to be police but quickly became disillusioned with the corruption, inefficiency, and laziness that pervades the force.
Generally anglicized in common speech as "the guards"
Had the gardaí breakin in the door last night, took all my smoke...scumbags

Fuck the gardaí
by TheShkyboy January 2, 2014
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