national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 8, 2021

fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

Fuck you, K Hype!

A phrase said in the popular video series Rage Quit, where Michael is playing the Impossible Game, and an Xbox LIVE friend comes on with the gamer tag of K Hype. Can be used at the most random of times.

1. "Maybe if Super Meat Boy was Mr. Fuckin' Potato Head and you pulled his fucking face off, this is what you get! <Reference to the dull-colored cube in the Impossible Game.>"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

2. "That algebra test was honestly the most fucking stupid thing in the world, and I'm off for the last half of the day! Thank God!"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

by 1SgtBeastblood December 5, 2011

Trundle Fuck

When a vagina is gaping so widely one can fit a trundle bed within it and house multiple inhabitants.

When Amanda and Gregg discussed the sex life of their friend, jessica, they said "her vag is such a trundle fuck, of course she can fit her husbands dick and her part time lovers in at the same exact time!!"

by Craig frankrick May 25, 2011

fuck boy

A boy who is a player and is only in a relationship for sex

Don't date him he's a fuck boy

by Joshuaperry64 June 14, 2016

nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

A sophisticated and stylish way to let someone know that you fancy them.

P1: *thinks* ooer, shes cute!! *walks over to p2*
P2: Hi.
P1: nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

by louis October 24, 2001

fuck stutter

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.

Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!

by DO.g March 9, 2004