cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.

Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?

by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016

hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.

Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Yoda Ear

The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.

Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .

by Buttwangu July 12, 2017