Doofer

A chinchilla that shits all over the place, but pees in spot.

Doofer just shit your shoe, man!

by Will November 16, 2004

doozer

a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.

"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"

by uhmarghgigglegiggleyahhhh October 26, 2012

Dober

To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.

Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!

by Emulioisddober September 17, 2016

Dooker

When you dip bread in gravy. It then becomes a dooker.

There was some mince gravy left, so I had some dookers.

by Hon Hon Oui Oui March 14, 2017

doover

dick nose

Wow that guy has a total doover.

by manlyman56 November 20, 2009

Doomer

A Baby Boomer that believes we are all doomed by the behavior of the following generations

Jake: Did you hear Mr. Jones say the world is going to implode in the next 20 years?
Zoey: He is such a freaking Doomer!

by Urban humor January 21, 2020

dobber

it's a nick name for a man with a girls name!!

Ashley is a dobber!!!

by ??? April 8, 2004