1 definition by Emulioisddober
To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.
Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!
Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?
Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!
Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?
Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!
by Emulioisddober February 13, 2016