A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.
Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
by daniel wolff September 26, 2011
when you get your nips pierced and they start to crust over with scabs and look minging , normally girls called Jessica frankland have this problem.
Rebecca: hey girl why do you have your hands down your top?
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore
by bexxmay101 January 07, 2018
When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses
"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."
by BigDiddyWillie April 07, 2018
A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 07, 2018
A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
by 816Jerm January 03, 2017