crotch pillow 

a woman's monthly pad and/or tampon.

"Always is on sale at Target. I need to replenish my crotch pillow inventory"

crotch pillow by Loony2nz September 6, 2009

crotch-rocket 

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.

My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!

crotch-rocket by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

Crotch Rocket

A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.

Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.

Crotch Rocket by poundtownhotrain August 18, 2010

CROTCH SHOT 

A picture taken from the POINT OF VIEW (POV) of someones crotch!!!

EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!

"HEY YOU...I CROTCH SHOT YOU!!!"

"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...

CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...

CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"

CROTCH SHOT by baldy757 July 31, 2011

Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

Crotch Dumplin by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

crotch roach by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009

Crotch Cuddlers 

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

Crotch Cuddlers by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009