Connsult

A connsult is where an intended insult comes out, or is taken, as a compliment. (Antonym - inmplement)

Girl: (holding something) Smell this, it's so nice.
Boy: YOU smell nice... wait...
Girl: Did you just connsult me?

by Xav02 November 1, 2011

Consalvo

A pair of very fancy pants.

I tripped in some mud and ruined my new consalvo.

by splinty January 6, 2012

Coinspot

A damp spot the size of a coin on a man's trousers or shorts. Comes from the last drops of urine in the male's urethra that linger after urination, and comes out AFTER he pulls his trousers/shorts up.

Dave came back from the toilets and everyone saw the coinspot near his fly.

by thetwobecomeone June 10, 2013

conscious limbo

The state of mind one has before their first cup of coffee or when working

"Check out Steve hes been acting like a zombie all month"
"He must be in conscious limbo, that's what work does to you"

by zombieworker August 10, 2014

Conscensored

When you ask your lady for conscent, and in process of recieving her answer, yell a loud censoring battle cry and jump-thrust furiously into her from behind.

Leonardo Di Caprio was CONSCENSORED from an Oscar, but he jumped in and got the lil bitch anyway.

by Why Master July 9, 2016

cons diaz

Very well known guy who lives in Sinaloa in Mexico, no body has slept with him but you can see se has a huge ding dong from afar

Wow just look that Cons Diaz
I think Julia is Cons Diaz girlfriend, I wish a was her

by I am the lover March 8, 2017

conscriptured

When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.

Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.

by cpninja42 December 2, 2017