madonna-whore complex

Men classify all women into one of only two categories: either evil sexual temptress, or good and pure saint; a woman has to be one or the other.

Mortimer believed that only bad girls enjoyed sex, so he felt free to despise them.

by Jomo October 30, 2003

electra complex

Electra complex is when a girl is in love with her father or a father-like figure.

She's only 14 but she likes her 20-year old friend. She must have an electra complex.

by Chelsea Wood September 28, 2007

Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.

Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.

by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008

Female Mod Complex

When the female moderator of an online football community attempts to control every aspect of the environment so that it closely conforms to their own personal vision.
After censoring my diatribe against imbalance on the Red Issue message board, it became clear that the female administrator was displaying the symptoms of an over-developed mod complex & lack of real life friendship & self worth.

Female Mod Complex
Me: "Moderating woman, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Moderating woman: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"

by Teflon55 May 19, 2009

Hodgeskins Complex

A rare complex that exsists in select few males, in which in tense situations they simply cannot refrain from naming parts of the female anatomy in grotesque detail. Discovered in the early 22nd century by Doctors Bill Fox and Tim Kustusch.

Dan Hodnik suffers from a severe case of Hodgeskins Complex.

by Foxer February 5, 2004

Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

Superiority Complex

Feeling of superiority over everyone.

Jonny has a complete superiority complex. what a faggot.

by Dunkz XL July 29, 2005