Pina Colada

A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.

Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?

Or

"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"

by Sheepus Minimus March 13, 2010

colaphize

to beat

I'm going to colaphize your face if you don't shut up

by mexican divegrass June 29, 2011

penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

Diet Shasta Cola

n. 1) a poor imitation of other cola beverages; 2) an alternative to drinking your own urine

Rather than drink my own urine, I broke down and drank the Diet Shasta Cola. At least I didn't die.

by Daniel Richards February 21, 2004

E-cola

Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

by Frosty August 16, 2003

colaffee

(kol`AH`fee)
A combination of cola and coffee. The only reason to drink this is you think you need the caffeine because it tastes like crap.

Coke Black is a stupid name for that drink. Coke and coffee are both already black. It should be called Colaffee.

by Crazychiq September 1, 2008