coated

to be cussed very bad

"oww man u got coated off"

coated by De$per8 April 16, 2005

shit on your coats 

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

shit on your coats by H9834 September 15, 2008

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar coated turd by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

Candy Coated Slut Muffin by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees 

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

white coats 

The boys in white who come for you when you're too crazy to integrate safely with the common populace.

"Dude, did you hear about Billy?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"Took him off to the loony bin. Damn white coats came for him yesterday."

white coats by ShiftyWizard June 22, 2015

Trench Coats 

comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. The pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick ass character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.

Sephiroth, Dante, Alucard, The Crow, Neo, you get the picture

Trench Coats by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 14, 2004