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catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024
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Ethnic Cleansing

The act of consuming foods such as Curry, hoping it will completely clean out your bowels and guts, usually resulting with intense diarrhoea.
Last night’s Curry resulted in intense Ethnic Cleansing of my bowels.
by CBOOLS July 23, 2024
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sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.
Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?
by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024
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Index Cleanser

This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.
I need to have an Index Cleanser before I get pegged tonight.
by karunyan69 December 19, 2024
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Ethic-cleansing

Ethic-cleansing (V)
(Eh-thick-klen-sing)

The act of rationalizing common actions, behaviors, phraseology, grooming patterns or gestures that are historically tied to the oppression of "the other".

Synonymous with sane-washing. It is the intentional or unintentional act of normalizing what is commonly understood to be in connection with one specific moment in history.
Try as you might, but citing Chaplin's style is in fact ethic-cleansing the "Adolph" stache.
by ReaganlnTheMoney January 26, 2025
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Austrian Cleaning Crew

Inviting a homeless man inside then forcing them at cock point to pole dance in a skimpy maid outfit till you finish
My 6 year old nephew was bored so I showed him a Austrian Cleaning Crew
by Indian Blowhole April 12, 2025
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Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.
"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."
by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025
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